Daddy Said

• If I tell you a mosquito can drive a plow, don’t ask me how, just start it up!
• If the window is cloudy and the tires are dusty – don’t get in!
• I'm not lost, I know exactly where we are!
• Drive beside the white line, the white line is your friend!
• If you don’t… then you won’t...
• It’s a dad thing, you can’t understand!
• Drive your mother’s car.
• If the wheels don’t shine, it’s not mine.
• Give you a book, send you to school, and what do you do? Eat the pages!
• Monkey see, monkey do, beware of the monkey!
• Your momma’s not made of glass, move your …
• Every closed eye is not sleep!
• Look before you leap, work before you drive!
• No fool. No fun.
• No and there's no if,and or buts about it!
• That’s TV– for entertainment purposes only.
• Law of average says…
• Learn to fly, not lie!
• Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
• Cars don’t run on ash; where’s your cash?
• You’ve got to leave one to drive one away from here.
• Not in my car!

Care to share?  Tell us a line Daddy said that provokes thought and wisdom!

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